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#17 Peter Ricci
Ricci, Richard, Little Ricci, Junior, Dick, David, Schlong 3
5’11”
155
Handler
B 2025
Engineering
Wexford, PA
- North Allegheny (2021-2024)
- Impulse (2022-2024)
Bridging the gap between bitt and danger
pdr18@pitt.edu
At a young age, peter Ricci was born on his birthday in 2006. Originally named richy rich, peters parents had to legally change his name shortly after his birth due to copyright claims. At age two, Peter found himself with a special talent: breading chicken. This immediately fed his ego AND testosterone levels. What a guy. Anyways. In first grade, peter’s life got more interesting. At age 7, he was the youngest person in the United States to be diagnosed with erectile dysfunction. Oh No! This rare condition has not dulled his spirits though, as Peter volunteers at the Viagra foundation of Pittsburgh in his free time. I know what you’re thinking. Wow, that Peter guy can really overcome any obstacle. But lowkey, he can’t. At age 10, Peter formed a love of taste testing many different types of water. Fiji, Aquafina, Dasani, crick, you name it. His taste buds actually became so defined that he could tell which type of water was which. One day, Peter drank so much water (Fiji) that he quickly developed water intoxication. Rushed to the hospital, and with everyone on their toes, everyone was like oh no he won’t make it. BUT don’t worry he did. Way to be resilient Peter! anyways… at age 12, peter fell in love… not with a man, but with ultimate frisbee (not much better). He chose the position of handler. Why? we don’t really know, but maybe its because he likes to handle this d*ck in yo mouth… lol anyways… Although peter was aroused by his ultimate frisbee, what got him going even more was writing on Wattpad. Have yall seen the new movie with Noah Beck? Yeah soo that was originally on Wattpad … and Peter wrote that. He’s a poet or whatever. Although it seems like peter has been through a lot, he really is just a chill guy. Nowadays, he likes to spend his time reading feminist literature and being an advocate for womens rights. The one thing he hates the most in the world, is period cramps and his favorite color is ruth bader-ginsburg. What a guy!
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