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#56 Keller Ulrich
Pittsburgh King Von
5’10”
155
Cutter
B 2025
Bioengineering
Riverton, NJ
Hellcat Owner
orangeladder6@gmail.com
Keller was born and raised in Riverton, New Jersey. At a young age, Keller wanted nothing less than to be the best athlete he could. However after a FREAK accident involving many feminine looking men, Keller was diagnosed with Blanch syndrome. Not only would be unable to grow above 5’1, but his bones were made up of porcelain and his butt was as popable as water balloons. The doctors told Keller that it was safest if he steered clear of any and all physical sports. He even had to hire a personal nurse (another feminine looking man by his own preference) to help with daily needs like bathing, dressing, and jorking his hog. However this didn’t stop him from chasing his dream. Keller continues to try his hardest, falling down and breaking his fragile little legs and popping his own buns for the sake of his passion to be a splendid athlete. Now focusing in his frisbee prowess, Keller continues to shock the huzz by beating the odds and his own body. They say you should never meet your hero; but with Keller.. this applies still because he will touch you inappropriately (especially if you are a feminine looking man).
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