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#44 Bob Charland
Futureman, Bob Char, Bobby Char, Bobby, Char
5’11”
180 lbs of Tree’s built muscle
Fouler
B 2008-2011
Bodybuilding
Rough Streets of Pine Richland, PA
charland.bob AT gmail.com
Here are some famous people’s quotes about Bobby Char.
“He’s aight, his rhyme’s kinda whack, though.”
-Jay-Z on his signing career.
“There’s no ëBob’ in ëTeam.'”
-Andres Pacheco, after seeing him bite a teammate’s ear off, for almost stealing a point from him.
“We hate you, Bob Charland.”
-Every girl on Danger (Pitt’s Women’s ultimate team).
“I want to fight you, Bob… really bad. I want to cuddle, too.”
-Mack Lutz.
“That Girl was definitely checking you out, Char. Either that, or she dropped something.”
-Andres Pacheco, after a girl, whom Char hooked up with, dropped something down the stairs of The Perch and checked out Andres Pacheco.
“What the hell did Char just post on RSD?”
-Asher Finkel, after Bob rightfully called Shippensburg, “a bunch ofpansies,” for complaining about loud sidelines on the internet.
“Spirit Foul!!!!”
-Every team Bobby plays against.
When not sending torture workouts and/or hurting opposing players, Bobby waters strawberries, consumes massive amounts of oatmeal, imposes an iron fist on his floor, while on duty and helped the late Andres Pacheco as a sub-par copilot. Thanks to him and Asher Finkel’s crappy directions, Bob Charland witnessed firsthand the horrors of being lost in such a lame city as Cincinnati and vowed never to return to it, even in extreme circumstances, such as avoiding a clingy fling on Valentine’s Day weekend.
Famous Bob Charland Quotes:
“I love Chad Ochocinco.”
After hooking up with some lame girl: “I hate you.”
“It’s hard being the most spirited player on the team.”
“She said she just wanted to make out, so I decided to get Pizza.”
“I rule the stats sheet when it comes to fouling.”
“Thanks a lot, dude.” Text message that almost got Bob fired from being an R.A.
“I’m a fan of punishment, but that’s because I’m an asshole.”
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